Once upon a day, the powers that be
decided to remove the musical creation we had come to know as FUNK from the record store bins and formats of radio
stations worldwide. The primary intent was to completely obliterate the concept of FUNK from our collective consciousness in
order to facilitate the control of our thought process and reprogram our minds to their liking. They attempted to exterminate
any and all interference coming from the forces of those "rebellious Funkateers". They almost succeeded
in crushing the resistance... but... it's a new day. United Funk Order
has finally arrived to remove all restrictions currently imposed on your memory banks so that you may once again enjoy
the stimulating, mind-enhancing and funkalicious music your subconscious has been secretly craving for... rockin' it hard
and funkin' it slow 4 ya...
UNITED FUNK ORDER
